Dolls and Teddie bears have always creeped me out, but some times you just have to deal with them. It was that time again when I had to go to the Doll World. I hated going, but it is something I have to do at least once a year. It was a long overdue visit. As usual they bored me with their Doll talk and on top of that they had the CreepyTeddies visiting! The Teddie's laughed at every word the Dolls said. It doesn't take much to get them laughing. The Creepy Dolls served their typical tea which tasted like warm soapy dish water. They offered me their biscuits which tasted like paper.
I thought I would spice things up a bit this year. I brought several bottles of homemade Moravian Slivovice. (Czech plum brandy otherwise known as Czech fire water) I should have known better! I found out quick enough, that if you give a Doll some alcohol to drink, you can forget the niceties of tea and biscuits! The sweetness peeled off them revealing a nastiness that shocked even me! The Teddies couldn't drink worth a damn! The Dolls and I drank them under the table. The Teddies laughed and laughed until they passed out. It was just me and the Dolls. It was a pleasurable and disturbing night that will haunt me the rest of my life. When the sun started to rise, the Teddies woke and started growling. I knew it was time to leave! I grabbed my clothes and ran like hell out of there. I jumped into my jalopy and quickly drove away with the angry Teddies in hot pursuit. I got away, but I still have nightmares and as a result, I can not drink Slivovice anymore. Please click on the sites above for further information about each highlighted word. The first two are further photos of creepy dolls and teddies. The creepy dolls highlight leads you to an actual creepy doll site!