Vodník 1

I was making a film called Vodník in 2007. It was a story about the legendary creature who lived in the lakes, the water man or Vodník as Czechs call them. I was always fascinated by dark fairytales and Vodník fit that. I found out about a town in the Czech Republic called Chlum u Třeboně. Every summer this city had an annual waterman-Vodník festival for one week. I wrote the script and thought it would be a good idea to film with the actors at this festival. I found an actor named Očko, which in English translates to Eye. I called him Eye. We shot the film and everything that could go wrong did. The end result is one of the worst films ever made. The actor Eye as the waterman Vodník is one of the most irritating and obnoxious creatures imaginable! When people watch this film they usually run out of the room. I refuse to show it on this webpage and I only show it to my enemies to make them ill. I took this photo of the actor Eye in character as the Vodník.